You notice it about ten days in. The number stops, and you start doubting yourself.
That was me at the end of April 2024. Walking properly, not a stroll to the bin. Eating about eighty per cent whole food. Doing, as far as I could tell, all the right things. And the scales had gone quiet.
I’d have told you at the time it was about three weeks.
It was nine and a half.
I only found that out because I went back through the whole of 2024, all three hundred and sixty-six mornings, and read the year as a year instead of as the fortnight I happened to be standing in. About 16 stone 1 (225 lb) that January. About 15 stone 8 (218 lb) by the August. And in between, a lot more standing still than I would ever have guessed.
The Fortnight You Happen to Be Standing In
Here is the thing everybody gets told, and I am not going to pretend I was above it. Move more. Eat better. The weight comes off. Cause, then effect, on a timescale you can actually feel.
That is not an irrational belief. Given what most of us were taught, it is the obvious conclusion. It is in the leaflets. It is what the apps are built around. For years it was exactly what I believed, and it felt sensible.
So before I opened the file, I made myself guess. How many times in 2024 did my weight go flat for a stretch long enough to worry me?
Twice, I said. Maybe three.
Sixty-Seven Mornings Inside a Two-Pound Band
Fourth of March, 2024. Weight that morning, about 15 stone 5 (215 lb).
Tenth of May, 2024. Weight that morning, about 15 stone 5.
Sixty-seven days in between. Every single one of them inside a two-pound band.
I want to be clear about what I was doing across those sixty-seven days, because it wasn’t nothing. I was walking. Properly walking. I was eating whole food, hardly any of the ultra-processed stuff. In my own head I was doing everything I was supposed to.
The number did not care.
That is the part nobody prepares you for. Every bit of advice I had ever read pointed the same way, and for sixty-seven mornings I did the first two things and the third one just never turned up.
Four Flat Stretches, and One of Them Went Backwards
So I gave myself a definition rather than a feeling. Twenty-one days or more where the entire range stayed inside two pounds. I would rather hand you that than have you take my word for what counts as flat.
Across 2024, four stretches met it.
- 5 to 28 January. Twenty-three days at about 16 stone 1.
- 4 March to 10 May. Sixty-seven days at about 15 stone 5.
- 24 May to 18 June. Twenty-five days at about 15 stone 11 (221 lb).
- 3 July to 31 August. Fifty-nine days at about 15 stone 8.
Add them up. A hundred and seventy-four days. Just under half the year with the weight going nowhere.
Now read those four again, because there is something in there I did not want to see. March to May sat at about 15 stone 5. Late May to June sat at about 15 stone 11. That is six pounds, in the wrong direction. The lowest place I settled all year came in the spring, and by the start of summer I was six pounds above it and staying there.
You spend the sixty-seven days waiting for the reward. What I actually got was a rise.
And this is the bit I would warn you about. By the end of April I was properly fed up. Walking, eating well, nothing moving, and the temptation is enormous. You want to change something. Anything. Cut the window shorter, cut something out, do more.
Here is the honest version. I did not have a plan. I was doing what felt right, day to day, and that is not the same thing at all. So when it stalled I had nothing to check the stall against. No structure to look at and say, right, that is still running as intended, hold the line. Just a feeling that I was doing my best and a number saying otherwise.
That is why it crept back up. Not because the walking failed. Because doing-what-feels-right has no brakes on it, and it took a six-pound rise before I noticed.
The Longest It Ever Fell Was Twelve Days
There is one more number, and it is the one that reframed the whole thing for me.
I have weighed myself every morning for 967 mornings, no gaps. One bloke, one set of scales, so take it as that. Across all of them, I went looking for the longest unbroken run where each day was lower than the day before.
Twelve days.
That is the record. Not twelve weeks. Twelve days, and it happens once.
Weight loss in my record is not a line going down. It is a sawtooth. Down a bit, up a bit, down a bit more, flat for two months, up six pounds, down again. And nobody hands you that picture. The picture you get handed is a smooth diagonal, drawn by someone selling a twelve-week programme, and it was drawn before anybody thought to show you what a real year looks like.
I had been holding that smooth line in my head and comparing every single morning against it. No wonder every morning lost.
The Wave and the Water
Nothing clicked. I want to be straight about that, because I know how these stories usually go, and there was no moment.
What happened was slower and a bit more boring. Weighing myself every morning for long enough, the shape started showing through. It moved in chunks, then very little, then in chunks again. Somewhere in there I stopped reading the daily number and started reading a seven-day average, and then a twenty-eight-day one.
The seven-day tells you where this fortnight actually sits. The twenty-eight-day tells you what the season is doing. The daily number tells you almost nothing, and it was only ever a way of making me smile or grimace on the way out of the bathroom. Mostly grimace, if I’m honest.
Three hundred days of tracking said the same thing from a different angle. Every time I had a spike from travel or an off day, it dropped back within about three days once the routine resumed. Single mornings lie. Direction doesn’t.
There is an idea from Thich Nhat Hanh, the Buddhist teacher, that I keep going back to. A wave can be high or low, it can rise, it can disappear. But the water underneath is none of those things. The water is just water. Watch only the wave and you suffer every time it drops. Watch the water and there is nothing to be frightened of.
Your weight on a Tuesday morning is a wave. The direction across a month is the water.
Once I started reading the averages, the flat stretches stopped feeling like failure and started looking like what they were. Most of the year. The normal state. The chunks were the exception.
I can’t tell you your record looks like mine. It is one man, one set of scales, no control group. But if weight moves in chunks for a lot of people, and I suspect it might, then a fortnight is far too short a window to judge anything by, and almost everybody is judging by a morning.
What I would do differently: I would have set up the seven-day average on day one instead of somewhere around year two. It costs nothing. It is a column in a spreadsheet. And I would have written down what I was actually doing, because “eating well and walking” isn’t a plan, it’s a vibe, and you can’t tell whether a vibe is still running.
If you are already tracking and already frustrated, the thing I would look at now is the four-week direction, not the morning. If that four-week line is flat or drifting up while you would swear you are doing everything right, in my case that was not a sign to cut something else out. It was a sign I had no structure to check against. And if the number is doing something that genuinely worries you, that is a conversation to have with your GP, with the numbers in front of you.
If you are not tracking anything yet, no diagnosis, nothing wrong exactly, just a sense that things are heading somewhere you would rather they didn’t, this is the bit I would be curious about. Weigh yourself every morning for a month and then ignore every reading except the average. Not to judge yourself. Just to find out what shape your own body actually moves in, before there is anything you need to fix.
Might be chunks like mine. Might be something else entirely.
I thought for years that I kept failing. I was just measuring the wrong thing.
🎯 Key Takeaways
- Flat was the normal state, not the failure state: 174 days of 2024, just under half the year, sat inside a two-pound band.
- The reward doesn’t always arrive: after sixty-seven flat days I went up six pounds, not down.
- The longest unbroken fall in 967 mornings was twelve days: the shape is a sawtooth, not a smooth line.
- A vibe can’t be audited: with no written plan, I had nothing to check the stall against, so I nearly changed the thing that was working.
- Read the water, not the wave: the daily number told me almost nothing. The twenty-eight-day direction told me what was actually happening.
If the Weight Comes Off, Then What?
The flat stretches were only half of what surprised me. The other half was what happens after the number finally moves, which is the part almost nobody writes about.
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